Who Needs Petco When Ya Got Theme Parks?

Hey why bother with a lowbrow, generic Mr. Loofa chew toy when you could have a plush, soft Mickey, a mouth-watering Sea World dolphin or a sweet, stuffed Pluto for your fave furry friend?

I mean, anything less would be mundane and ALL the other dogs would already have it.

It’s only the best for my tug-of-war bestie.

So “Yes! Of course! By all means, my little bears! Get the velvety soft, super cute, you’ll-die-without $20 stuffed character du jour that you’ll discard and give to the dog to drag around the yard, get super crusty and mangle the arms, head and tail off.

In fact, kids, get two!”